" 'No' means 'yes.' 'Yes' means 'harder.' " - Breven

“It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop.” - Confucious

Now, when we put them together we get:

"It doesn't matter how slow you go, just go harder. Don't stop! (get it get it)"
“sugarbunnybliss: i could buy pizza hut over the phone
and feed it ot my car
and say
TO KNOXVILLE, YOU PIZZA-FUELED MIRACLE!
me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. its a voice activated car! that’s fucking incredible!
its like knight rider shit
i’m calling you Lauren Knight.
sugarbunnybliss: A VOICE ACTIVATED CAR THAT EATS PIZZA.
me: and we’ll call your car… Bit”
“sugarbunnybliss: lol
and i could do that
that’s not what i meant
lol breven’s mind in the gutter… where it LIVES!
me:
screw the gutter
my mind lives in the sewer
just like the ninja turtles
sugarbunnybliss: hahahahahahHAHHAHA”
(via ajessica) Now with new ventilation holes for extreme cooling action!  (AIDS sold seperately)

(via ajessica)

Now with new ventilation holes for extreme cooling action!  (AIDS sold seperately)


until: (via ajessica) elvis looks real, i’m not sure about the lady he’s with though. i hear you bought cowboy boots.  Elvis looks like he’s getting ready to give her an old fashioned redneck abortion.  O.o  Lauren looks devious and up to no good here.

until:

(via ajessica)

elvis looks real, i’m not sure about the lady he’s with though.

i hear you bought cowboy boots.

 Elvis looks like he’s getting ready to give her an old fashioned redneck abortion.  O.o  Lauren looks devious and up to no good here.


“

Me: “We got real close to doing it. I mean, I was fingering her. I used this one right here.”

Liz: “So what happened?”

Me: “She was like ‘No… no we shouldn’t.”

Liz: “Oh I do that all the time but I end up giving it up anyway.”

Me:”???”

Liz: “If the the girl says no just say ‘Ssshhhhh…’ “

Me: “‘Sush’ her? You fall for that shit?”

Liz: “Every time.”

Me: “What if it doesn’t work?”

Liz: “Just say it again.”

Liz was full of advice like this.

”
Epic Thread
“

Alli: nope… still… still just guttural sounds…..

Me: WHAY ARRAU KUAALL HMMEEE

Alli: ::punch::
HAHAHAHHAHHA
::punch::

Me: Tumbl’d

Alli: Shit.

”
using your browser history to estimate gender

until:

who saw my results coming from a mile away…

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 50%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 50%

SiteMale-Female Ratio

 Its the large clit you see.  Not even your personal computer or your doctor is sure…

ajessica: until: chelle26: ajessica: tumblr, i drew you a kitty but i eated it <:\ Looks more like you ran it over! i think you drewed it with your toes. **spoiler: foot guy loses the battle. laptop mouses are bad for drawins  Laptop cat says they are also bad for eating

ajessica:

until:

chelle26:

ajessica:

tumblr, i drew you a kitty but i eated it <:\

Looks more like you ran it over!

i think you drewed it with your toes. **spoiler: foot guy loses the battle.

laptop mouses are bad for drawins

 Laptop cat says they are also bad for eating


until: chelle26: until: chelle26: until: chelle26: If you haven’t read twilight, you don’t understand…. i haven’t read twilight. i don’t understand. that looks like a deflated balloon behind his head…? It’s a ponytail. He’s an old indian who can’t get out of his wheelchair and has a ponytail. My cousin believes he can really walk and will save the day. You must read twilight. For the love of jews! i’ll try to read it… but only for jews. billy black is not a cool indian name though. can we call him Rolling Thunder of the Riverbed? That’s his code name…. HOW DID YOU KNOW!?  fuck, i am so smart.  They see me rollin&#8217;&#8230;  They hatin&#8217;&#8230;

until:

chelle26:

until:

chelle26:

until:

chelle26:

If you haven’t read twilight, you don’t understand….

i haven’t read twilight. i don’t understand.

that looks like a deflated balloon behind his head…?

It’s a ponytail. He’s an old indian who can’t get out of his wheelchair and has a ponytail. My cousin believes he can really walk and will save the day. You must read twilight. For the love of jews!

i’ll try to read it… but only for jews. billy black is not a cool indian name though. can we call him Rolling Thunder of the Riverbed?

That’s his code name…. HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

 fuck, i am so smart.

 They see me rollin’…  They hatin’…